Beat Around The Bush - 100% Achievement Guide

Ever wanted to be the best at beating around the bush and get some achievements along the way?

Introduction

This guide is pretty self explanatory. I will be covering the best strategy for earning BeatCoins, as well as following with a guide to unlocking every achievement. Prepare to become the best around the bush beater.

The Strategy

So you want to make beatcoins fast? Well lucky for you, there's a very simple way to do that. You are obviously going to want to upgrade everything to increase your overall beatcoin production, but the best upgrades you can get are "Increase Critical Hit Chance" and "100% Increase Critical Multiplier". At first it doesn't do much, but these upgrades are the key to becoming rich. This is because the increased critical multiplier will drastically increase the beatcoins you make per hit. It is also recommended to upgrade "1% Increased BeatCoins/Hit" alongside these upgrades.

Achievements

Alright, now that we've got the strategy nailed down, it's time to earn some achievements. Please refer to the list below to start earning them.

You Won!

Beat Around The Bush You Won! Achievement

This is obtained by beating the bush. I recommend do this the moment you start playing the game because any beats of the bush will reset any progress you've made.

Why are you still here?

Beat Around The Bush Why are you still here? Achievement

Obtain 10 BeatCoins

STOP

Beat Around The Bush STOP Achievement

Obtain 100 BeatCoins

Dawg?

Beat Around The Bush Dawg? Achievement

Obtain 1,000 BeatCoins

You have no life.

Beat Around The Bush You have no life. Achievement

Obtain 1 Million BeatCoins

Maxed Out Bat

Beat Around The Bush Maxed Out Bat Achievement

Max out all of the bat upgrades

Max Out Red Circles

Beat Around The Bush Max Out Red Circles Achievement

Max out all of the red circle upgrades

Maxed Out Character

Beat Around The Bush Maxed Out Character Achievement

Max out all of the character upgrades

43RD PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GEORGE W. BUSH!

Beat Around The Bush 43RD PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GEORGE W. BUSH! Achievement

Unlock Presidential Foliage in the character shop for 20,000 BeatCoins. A sign will appear asking if you would like to enable patriotism. Enable it with the "F" key.

You Beat the Crab.

Beat Around The Bush You Beat the Crab. Achievement

Unlock Buy Crab in the character shop for 1 BeatCoin. The crab will appear in the entrance of the cave. I only recommend fighting the crab once you max out character and bat upgrades.

Oh deer

Beat Around The Bush Oh deer Achievement

Witness a deer explode against the bush. This achievement is RNG, but should happen within your playthrough.

You went on a date with the bush.

Beat Around The Bush You went on a date with the bush. Achievement

While playing, dating site pop-ups may appear on your screen. Pressing yes on any of them will take you to a rather beautiful date cutscene where you enjoy a nice evening with the bush. This achievement is RNG, but should happen within your playthrough.

Huh?

Beat Around The Bush Huh? Achievement

Buy the Key from the character shop for 5,000 BeatCoins. This unlocks a cave (not the same cave as the crab fight) located against the wall. Go inside and speak with the Veterans to learn that it is impossible to defeat the bush, shattering your hopes and earning yourself another achievement.

Beat.

Beat Around The Bush Beat. Achievement

This achievement is unlocked right after the previous one. All you have to do is exit the cave after speaking with the Veterans and beat the ground. This locks you into a cutscene involving ugly crying, self deprication, and a rather depressing acceptance into a life confined in the bush. After the cutscene ends, you will unlock the achievement.

End Notes

Congrats! You have beat around the bush! If you want more out of the game, consider becoming the bush or trying horror mode from the main menu. I hope you enjoyed this experience. I've got to go, though, I've secured a date with the bush! Until next time!