Beat Around The Bush - 100% Achievement Guide
Ever wanted to be the best at beating around the bush and get some achievements along the way?
Introduction
This guide is pretty self explanatory. I will be covering the best strategy for earning BeatCoins, as well as following with a guide to unlocking every achievement. Prepare to become the best around the bush beater.
The Strategy
So you want to make beatcoins fast? Well lucky for you, there's a very simple way to do that. You are obviously going to want to upgrade everything to increase your overall beatcoin production, but the best upgrades you can get are "Increase Critical Hit Chance" and "100% Increase Critical Multiplier". At first it doesn't do much, but these upgrades are the key to becoming rich. This is because the increased critical multiplier will drastically increase the beatcoins you make per hit. It is also recommended to upgrade "1% Increased BeatCoins/Hit" alongside these upgrades.
Achievements
Alright, now that we've got the strategy nailed down, it's time to earn some achievements. Please refer to the list below to start earning them.
You Won!

This is obtained by beating the bush. I recommend do this the moment you start playing the game because any beats of the bush will reset any progress you've made.
Why are you still here?

Obtain 10 BeatCoins
STOP

Obtain 100 BeatCoins
Dawg?

Obtain 1,000 BeatCoins
You have no life.

Obtain 1 Million BeatCoins
Maxed Out Bat

Max out all of the bat upgrades
Max Out Red Circles

Max out all of the red circle upgrades
Maxed Out Character

Max out all of the character upgrades
43RD PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GEORGE W. BUSH!

Unlock Presidential Foliage in the character shop for 20,000 BeatCoins. A sign will appear asking if you would like to enable patriotism. Enable it with the "F" key.
You Beat the Crab.

Unlock Buy Crab in the character shop for 1 BeatCoin. The crab will appear in the entrance of the cave. I only recommend fighting the crab once you max out character and bat upgrades.
Oh deer

Witness a deer explode against the bush. This achievement is RNG, but should happen within your playthrough.
You went on a date with the bush.

While playing, dating site pop-ups may appear on your screen. Pressing yes on any of them will take you to a rather beautiful date cutscene where you enjoy a nice evening with the bush. This achievement is RNG, but should happen within your playthrough.
Huh?

Buy the Key from the character shop for 5,000 BeatCoins. This unlocks a cave (not the same cave as the crab fight) located against the wall. Go inside and speak with the Veterans to learn that it is impossible to defeat the bush, shattering your hopes and earning yourself another achievement.
Beat.

This achievement is unlocked right after the previous one. All you have to do is exit the cave after speaking with the Veterans and beat the ground. This locks you into a cutscene involving ugly crying, self deprication, and a rather depressing acceptance into a life confined in the bush. After the cutscene ends, you will unlock the achievement.
End Notes
Congrats! You have beat around the bush! If you want more out of the game, consider becoming the bush or trying horror mode from the main menu. I hope you enjoyed this experience. I've got to go, though, I've secured a date with the bush! Until next time!